Cliches: First Time Romance/Sex
Other Results: 17 Series
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Stories
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Summary: Clark encounters some difficulties on a diplomatic mission. More info...
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Summary: A routine mission for Batman and Superman takes an unexpected turn. More info...
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Summary: Even after all these years of working side by side Clark still couldn’t call Bruce’s cards before he was prepared to show them. Sneaky bastard. More info...
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Summary: Directly after the events of Public Enemies Clark pays Bruce a visit. More info...
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Summary: Batman has an impressive vocabulary, but doesn't talk. Warning: Songfic More info...
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Summary: Ten years to the day after their first fateful meeting in Smallville, Lex and Clark encounter each other again in Metropolis under dire circumstances. The press of time and events forces them both to relive a past that each remembers quite differently. More info...
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FeaturedSummary: A mother's instinct is one of the most powerful forces in the world. Clark has yet to learn this. More info...
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Summary: In the language of the fight, this was chaos! More info...
Summary: Kal paradise was Bruce’s death More info...
Summary: Lois does something useful, though she doesn't know it. More info...
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Clark's version of Love is a Crime

But I did try to make them stand alone.

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Summary: An encounter of love causes pain. More info...
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Batman makes an impression on the JL, but what Brucie does to Clark is a whole other story.

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Summary: Clark's mind drifts during a JLA meeting. More info...
Summary: Clark can defy the laws of physics, but not chemistry More info...
Summary: Flying sex. Sounds simple. It isn't. More info...
Summary: A first kiss, a training video and wool socks. More info...
Summary: It's all fun and games until somebody loses a sex organ! More info...
Summary: Sometimes you want something so bad, you make yourself not want it to protect your heart. More info...
Summary: The Continuation of Reboot. After admitting they are willing to test the water, Clark and Bruce now have to find the time. More info...
Summary: The brand new Watchtower still has a few codes to work out and shuts down, leaving the Justice League to occupy each other. More info...
Summary: Their first time was in Boston...only it wasn't. More info...
Summary: The thing between Batman and Superman is so obvious even their dogs can see it. More info...
FeaturedSummary: If Bruce really wanted to give up, he wouldn’t have woken from his four-year coma. More info...
Summary: There were few things in the multiverse that Clark Kent loathed more than Kryptonite. More info...
FeaturedSummary: Clark wakes up and finds out something has changed on the timeline and he's Bruce's lover. His memories remain unchanged, so he doesn't know what changed or who changed them, but he's not too keen on his new relationship. Bruce notices Clark is not the one he remembers, and together they try to fix the time-stream, knowing that by changing it they will bring it back to the way Clark remembers it, and in the meantime, they fall in love again. They fix the time line and that present disappears. Clark must decide if he goes to his time-line Bruce after that or returns to his normal life. Set in the "Untitled Identity Porn" universe but can be read standalone. More info...
Summary: Movieverse Bruce and Clark meet. Identity porn ensues (hence the title). More info...
FeaturedSummary: Bruce has a bad day at work. (Various kinks mentioned. A/U. Crack. Hookers.) More info...
FeaturedSummary: In which Gotham exhibits near-quantum uncertainty, Clark fails at identity porn, and Matches wields the power of sleaze. (Clark Kent/Matches Malone) More info...
Summary: So why, watching as things fell back into old patterns, did Bruce feel like there was something still missing? Why, when he gave himself to sleep's embrace, could he not uncurl his hand from that tiny scrap of cape he still had? More info...
Summary: So, to both separate his son from the usurper and to appease the judges, Saul set Clark over his armies, giving unto him the daughter Michal for a wife, and tried hard to find ways to end the threat to his rule and his family alike. More info...
Summary: "Courtesy of Mrs. Lane-White," the young man told them, handing each a card that matched the invitations they held. More info...
Summary: The two men regarded one another, and there was tension. More info...
FeaturedSummary: Booster and Beetle get Batman in a mess of trouble. Superman has to clean up the mess. More info...
FeaturedSummary: Let’s break it down to brass tacks, shall we? More info...
Summary: Clark meets Bruce Wayne. More info...
Summary: Poison Ivy needs to cheer up her freind, and decideds a sex pollen/worlds finest combo is the best way to go. More info...
Summary: Batman and Superman fight to the death to save their cities from giant pandas and lime Jell-O! Whisky Tango Foxtrot...? Comedy with explosions, just the way you like it. More info...
FeaturedSummary: It's Christmas in Metropolis and a new supervillain strikes! Can Superman and Batman disarm the bomb and manage romance at the same time? And what IS the mysterious power of Mayo? Adult themes, language, silliness. I own nothing. (Bruce/Clark, implied Bruce/Dick) More info...
Summary: Sequel to "Peter Pan's Thimble (aka The Kiss)." Bruce's POV of the Kiss that rendered Clark so utterly useless. More info...
Summary: Clark decides to tell Bruce how he feels about him, but he could have chosen a better time, as it turns out. More info...
Summary: Bruce discovers the sexy side of Superman, and Clark has a surprisingly erotic encounter with Batman. More info...
Summary: After Superman loses his sight to Luthor, will he be able to keep himself sane? Or will he succumb to sweet insanity in the darkness of his soul? Can anyone save him? More info...
Summary: Bruce has a mission in the UK and asks Clark to help him go undercover. More info...
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While chatting over an IM, Oliver comes up with a great idea concerning the Dark Knight and Clark.

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Summary: Some things break more when you try to fix them. More info...
FeaturedSummary: Bruce visits Metropolis. He and Clark end up talking. More info...
FeaturedSummary: Bruce decides it's time. More info...
Summary: Clark was Superman, he wasn’t supposed to be hurt. More info...
Summary: An explosion, a Batpuppy and a kiss. More info...
Summary: Bruce's own scent has been altered during his fight with Poison Ivy. More info...
Summary: The thing about saving the world, sometimes you're the one that needs saving. More info...
Summary: Bruce and Clark argue. Tim, Bart and Kon are along for the ride. (Bruce/Clark, Tim/Kon/Bart) More info...
FeaturedSummary: Superman is tasked with making the Dark Knight of Gotham more pleasant and must call out all the stops. With some help from Alfred, Superman whisks Batman away to Lake Tahoe and...convinces him to stay for two weeks. Much slice-of-life fluff ensues... More info...
FeaturedSummary: Superman is tasked with making the Dark Knight of Gotham more pleasant and must call out all the stops. With some help from Alfred, Superman whisks Batman away to Lake Tahoe and...convinces him to stay for two weeks. Much slice-of-life fluff ensues... More info...
FeaturedSummary: When a compromising photograph of Tim and Conner appears in the local paper, Clark and Bruce find themselves on different sides of the story until circumstances force them to realize just how much is at stake. More info...
FeaturedSummary: Superman is tasked with making the Dark Knight of Gotham more pleasant and must call out all the stops. With some help from Alfred, Superman whisks Batman away to Lake Tahoe and...convinces him to stay for two weeks. Much slice-of-life fluff ensues... More info...
FeaturedSummary: Superman is tasked with making the Dark Knight of Gotham more pleasant and must call out all the stops. With some help from Alfred, Superman whisks Batman away to Lake Tahoe and...convinces him to stay for two weeks. Much slice-of-life fluff ensues... More info...
Summary: While trying to set up Tim and Kon, Clark and Bruce realize their feelings for one another. More info...
Summary: Bruce’s steps faltered and a wave of nausea stole his speech. Clark had turned at his approach and was holding the photographic evidence of Bruce’s failure with a look of confusion and pity in his eyes. More info...
FeaturedSummary: Clark and Bruce, currently just friends, meet up with alternate versions of themselves who are married/in a serious relationship. The episode causes both to rethink their friendship. Bruce/Clark, Midnighter/Apollo, Superwoman/Batwoman, Hoshi (Tekkohito)/Hana (Komori), and various other versions of DCU characters. More info...
FeaturedSummary: Lois breaks it off with Clark. Bruce makes his move. It's pure disaster. More info...
Summary: Clark insists on labels. Bruce deals in scenarios. Clark/Bruce, Clark/Lois, Bruce/Selina implied. More info...
Summary: This wasn't supposed to happen. But somehow, it works out. More info...
Summary: Humans die, gods return. And sometimes that's just a line. More info...
Summary: Bruce decides Clark needs a lesson. They both learn something. Inspired by Batman's quote to Superman: Like I taught you. Focus past the pain. More info...
Summary: Clark visits Bruce, years too soon, but Bruce is prepared. At least he thinks he is. More info...
Summary: Only one man has the vision, the sheer strength of will, to push mankind toward a brighter destiny. Yet a vile villain, mistaken as a hero, a false god, nay, verily a craven man and a fool, stands in his way. And only one man, through the course of years and volumes of fact, dares to tell the truth to the public, so misguided, about this pair, their strife, and our hero's eventual triumph. A metatextual dialogue on the works of Frank Miller...irreverently. More info...
Summary: Bruce. Bruce Wayne. Doesn't that make your thighs just melt? Your thighs of steel? More info...
FeaturedSummary: Movieverse crossover. This starts off when Bruce is still traveling the world in Batman Returns but before he’s met Ra’s, and Superman decides to interfere in his affairs. More info...
Summary: For once, Clark takes what he wants. More info...
Summary: Clark Kent meets Bruce Wayne for the first time under very strange circumstances. More info...
FeaturedSummary: Ace reporter Clark Kent is in Gotham to interview the air-headed millionaire Bruce Wayne, and while he's in town, he figures he might as well check out the rumors about the mysterious Bat-Man. More info...
FeaturedSummary: The decision to use a telepathic link to allow the Justice League to communicate during battle backfires, creating a special bond between Superman and Batman. Batman finds the situation...unbearable. More info...
Summary: University student Clark Kent is on a field trip to Gotham City where he meets a creature of the night. More info...
Summary: With proof, the rest is a mere technicality and can proceed according to a foreseeable plan of action. More info...
Summary: Clark Kent is the prize sought by billionaires both metropolitan and gothic, and they each have their way with our little boy blue.  Although Clark finds he loves them both, Bruce keeps his heart.  More info...
Summary: An injury leads to revelations Bruce isn’t sure he’s ready to face yet. More info...
Summary: Take this all away. Take me from this place. Show me what I'm meant to be. More info...
FeaturedSummary: Bruce and Clark agree to use each other for casual sex, but strings have a way of attaching themselves to the most casual of arrangements, and the boys just might end up giving each other more than they intended. More info...
FeaturedSummary: When Lex Luthor discovers their secret identities, Superman and Batman have no choice but to spend the holidays together, stuck on a mission. But as the heroes get beneath each other's exteriors, they discover that what seemed like the worst holiday ever has turned into the greatest gift either of them could have asked for. More info...
FeaturedSummary: When Lois ends her engagement to Clark Kent, a certain Dark Knight is there to pick up the pieces. More info...
Summary: Lex has a list of people he wishes to kill. He has three left, and they are: Oliver Queen, Bruce Wayne, and Clark Kent. With his birthday coming up, Lex decides to get rid of them all on a lovely cruise. More info...
Summary: Clark wants Bruce, and he won't be denied. More info...
Summary: Clark says those three little words: I trust you. More info...
Summary: The rest of the Justice League thinks that Batman and Superman are an item. Ridiculousness ensues. More info...
Summary: Fresh-off-the-farm Clark discovers new experiences in the Big City. More info...
FeaturedSummary: Someone in the League can see that Supes and Bats are crazy about each other, but those two are, as ever, oblivious. The Leaguer sets out to get them together and out of everyone else's hair. More info...
Summary: The downfalls of tight security, secret broadcasts, and why costumed PDA might be considered a no-go. More info...
FeaturedSummary: Lex Luthor has hit upon an insidious new way to disable Superman that taps into the Man of Steel's hidden desires, and it's a race against time for Batman to uncover enough of the plot to save his teammate and friend. More info...
Summary: Lois Lane has broken Clark Kent. In a bid for her own redemption, she's going to make Clark happy. Whether he wants to be or not! More info...
Summary: In an attempt to get the world to know and trust the League more, Flash comes up with the brilliant idea of having cameramen video tape them all day. Unfortunately, Batman would pick now to start revealing his feelings to Superman. More info...
Summary: Bruce/girl!Clark. A very strange girl meets a very strange boy. More info...
FeaturedSummary: During his sophomore year of high school, Clark Kent explores a startling weakness to red Kryptonite and spends the summer in Metropolis, where he meets Bruce Wayne again. More info...
FeaturedSummary: Clark seizes the moment, but it might have been the wrong moment to seize. More info...
FeaturedSummary: Clark finds out that Lois likes slash. He freaks out and plays Scrabble with Bruce. In turn, Bruce plays therapist and Clark is very clueless (but what else is new?). More info...
FeaturedSummary: Brucie gets kidnapped, Batman is not amused, Bruce has to balance the act. Meanwhile Clark Kent investigates the high profile kidnapping and Superman saves the day. More info...
Summary: What if the whole world went topsy-turvy? More info...
Summary: Superman is stricken with an unknown aliment that puts him into a deep sleep. Batman must find a way to save him. More info...
Summary: When two Alphas meet, who gives way? More info...